"If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But ONLY if you're serious about adopting the vulture." (Jack Handy). Friends, this is My Pet Vulture.
Monday, July 26, 2010
"There is no Spoon" - Podcast #3, in a somewhat delayed reaction
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Album Review: Holy Fuck - Latin
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Holy Fuck is not a band made for recorded listening. Their live performances are marvels - something you need to see to fall in love with - but their recorded music has always been lacking the gravity and ferocity that their live performances generate so naturally. There are strong individual pieces, but never a full album that's worked as a whole. This has changed with Latin. It's hard to unify a record has little to no lyrics, and works with "instruments" like a 35 mm film synchronizer and toy guns, but founders Brian Borcherdt and Graham Walsh seem to have struck a balance with Latin between their finely structured and more contemplative pieces, and their clamorous industrial rock anthems.
It may be the addition of full-time drummer Matt Schulz and bassist Matt McQuaid that give the album a more unified feel. The drum and bass are the backbone of Holy Fuck's music, and as great as the experimental melodies that float on top of them are, they need that backbone to be strong for the rest of the composition to be able to stand up.
After the eerie lead-in of "1MD," It's the funky bass lines of "Red Lights" that really opens up the album. The song has a very natural forward motion, and some well-timed sound breaks just before the coda.
"Red Lights" and its follower, "Latin America," are examples of Holy Fuck's more controlled, slower building pieces. These tracks don't so much explode (like some of the group's more well-loved tracks) as they do unfold to create sonic landscapes. I especially like when "Latin America" opens up in the middle to a sparse synth and keyboard section, which then builds back up with other sounds. The imagery it conjures is like breaking through a group of clouds into a brilliant sunlit scene.
This is something Latin does really well - it allows for space in each of the tracks. The music has time to breathe and transform naturally. Tracks like "Lucky and "Red Lights" are examples of a good use of space in Latin, while "Stay Lit" is something of pallet cleanser - sort of bland, but it sets you up for more the more exciting "Silva & Grimes."
"Silva & Grimes" is Holy Fuck on form. The buildup is just as fun as the release, with a head-bobbing synth motif that permeates the whole track, acting as a sort of release valve for all of the built-up tension provided by the chopped up guitar sampling and distortion. The drum beat speeds up with the synth, and things climax wonderfully with a satisfying smashup of sounds.
Just like Christopher Walken, "SHT MTN" is all about the cowbell. And just in case you weren't sure of the name of the band, the sampled voice that repeats throughout the track will spell it out for you. It's a little reminiscent of '80s television theme songs to me (I'm hearing the theme for Knight Rider in the back of my head). And Borcherdt distorted vocals are used to good effect here.
The latter half is easily the more heart pounding, fast-paced section of the album. "Stilettos" features a break-neck drum and bass line, with a frenetic synth melody and vocals careening in and out of focus. Latin's last track, "P.I.G.S.", is crunchy yet atmospheric track. The beats and floating synth lines collaborate for a slow, ominous build in the middle that leads to a satisfying release (I'm imagining a sort of 1960s sci-fi industrial landscape when I hear this track).
Latin is an aesthetically pleasing album that delivers in both depth and raw power. It's something that I hope Holy Fuck can build upon as a template for future full-length releases, so long as they don't go too far with a set structure and lose the improvisational feel of their live performances. That would be a fucking shame.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
G20 Protest and the problem with anarchy
This Post has nothing to do with music/art/culture (well, except for activism, which is a sort of culture), but I was there, and thought I should say a few words about what I saw and experienced.
anarchy (countable and uncountable; plural anarchies)This past weekend there was chaos in the streets of downtown Toronto. I was there for a large part of Saturday, but got out when things started to turn really ugly. For a more detailed account of how the protest march on Saturday turned from relatively quiet and peaceful to violent and absurd, see Zalina Alvi's post from earlier today.
- (uncountable) The state of a society being without authoritarians or a governing body.
- (uncountable) Anarchism; the political theory that a community is best organized by the voluntary cooperation of individuals, rather than by a government, which is regarded as being coercive by nature.
- (countable) A chaotic and confusing absence of any form of political authority or government.
- confusion in general; disorder
You know, I wrote this whole thing about the protest and the aftermath of the violence caused in large part by a group known as the Black Bloc (read Zalina's post on why this is a group and not just a tactic), but now I'm thinking that I just don't know what to say. I saw some surprising things yesterday (including some rent-a-cops drive-by pepper spraying some completely innocent bystanders at Queen's Park). I have to admit, I was hoping for something interesting to happen, but I honestly didn't think it would. I've been to other demonstrations in Toronto (always as an observer - I'm not much for chants and flag waving) and nothing even close to this has ever happened. It's something I wasn't expecting. In fact, I think that most Torontonians weren't really expecting this much damage and chaos to occur, despite G20/G8's previous record for attracting these types of shit-disturbers.
But, to be completely honest, part of me would have been disappointed if everything had gone to plan and everyone had behaved like civilized human beings. Despite my passive leanings, I do find these G8/G20 meetings to be little more than planning sessions on how to best keep the poor poor and the rich rich. But I'm also not a complete idiot who thinks that destroying a few Starbuck's and throwing feces into an American Apparel shop will get any message across to "The Man" besides "I'm a twat." In fact, I know that that kind of wanton destruction only pulls focus away from the actual issues at hand.
I posted the definition of Anarchy because I think the so-called anarchists from yesterday (the Black Bloc people, as they've become known) really need to read it more carefully. By definition, there wasn't any anarchy yesterday - just a group of people taking advantage of a larger group of people to disobey the law and break things they don't own. In all likelihood the Black Bloc people aren't even from Toronto, so they don't care at all that it's us who will have to pick up the tab for their "political statement." I particularly want to point out the "political theory that a community is best organized by the voluntary cooperation of individuals, rather than by a government" part, because it's this concept that these people really don't seem to get. "The voluntary cooperation of individuals." I guess it's only the anarchists that matter in this situation, huh? It's not like there were thousands of people there who wanted their voices to be heard above the din of glass smashing and riot police beating their shields? Anyway, the whole thing turned out to be a mess, and no one got any message across at all. We all just got a bunch of headlines and a regrettable entry into the Toronto history books. This was a missed opportunity to have Toronto be seen as something other than the possessor of the world's second tallest free-standing phallic symbol. And that's not just the Black Bloc's fault.
I'm a little miffed that, despite stating that they knew about the Black Bloc group and their tactics, the 1 billion dollar security force did absolutely nothing to stop them from creating havoc in downtown Toronto. If they knew who these people were and what they were going to do, why didn't they do anything to prevent it? In fact, why didn't the protest leaders do anything to prevent it? There's no reason why this couldn't have been avoided. Certainly, in this social-media-savvy age, there are better ways to protest things than marching around a city, yelling at police officers who aren't listening to you anyway. Social pressure online, in many ways, can be more powerful than the physical presence of protesters. Maybe this is an avenue that future protests should look into.
The arrest count is over 600 for the week (I saw earlier that there was 224 arrest today - not sure what the official number is now). From what I've heard there has been no vandalism today (or at least, no where near the level of chaos as yesterday), so why so much aggression? And the photos pouring in from the boxed in protesters at Queen and Spadina from Sunday are chilling. No doubt, we will be left with a lot of questions in the days to come - and very few satisfying answers.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
NXNE: Day 3
I then moved on to Lee's Palace, which promised to be a packed night with Wavves and Japandroids performing back to back. First up, though, was a band from Brooklyn, NY, Grooms. They were a little loose, and I'm not a huge fan of bands sporting the whole off-key-is-cool sort of vocal style. If you can't sing then get someone who can to join the group. Other than that they were ok.
The Happy Hollows from Los Angeles, CA, were up next, and boy did they shred the stage. The lead singer had a great Alanis Morissette circa Jagged Little Pill thing going on, and she could really rock a guitar. These guys were great. The crowd (which was steadily growing as Wavves' set grew nearer) really warmed to them. Definitely worth a listen.
Lo-fi/punk/noise-rockers (thanks, Wikipedia) Wavves were next, and Lee's was packed. With this band there is always the possibility of implosion. They managed to keep it together and provide a pretty entertaining show whilst belting out some standard punk-rock. The crowd loved them (as evidenced by the ever-growing mosh pit), and they seemed to enjoy the show as much as the audience.
Vancouver, BC's Japandroids were noted by AUX TV as one of the best bets for Friday night. This was one of the last shows the garage rockers will be having in Toronto for a while, so it was one to see. The duo were solid. I especially loved the wall of amps behind guitarist Brian King, and drummer David Prowse pulled off some terrific beats. It was really a great show.
My apologies to PS I Love You for not sticking around for your set. A girl needs her beauty sleep (especially after soaking up so much sweat from the hot-head head bangers surrounding her). Say hi to Gerrard Butler for me.
Friday, June 18, 2010
NXNE: Day 2
Next up was Philadelphia, PA, natives Free Energy. As the name suggests, they're a little bit hippie, a little bit rock and roll. But mostly just the hippie party. Most of the songs feature a very bouncy beat, exclusively major key super-happy-fun-times. I have to admit I was a little sick of all the positivity. I'm always looking for something with a little more bite to it - and boy did I get what I asked for...
The Junction (from Brampton? That doesn't sound right) closed the night with some solid indie-rocking. Sorry, I only stayed long enough to gather that I liked the sound, but would prefer to sink into an album before committing much open display of love.
FYI: There may not be a NXNE Day 3 post tomorrow as I will be at the Olympic Island concert, hanging out with Broken Social Scene and Pavement. I hear the guys from Beach House will be serving paninis and Timber Timbre will be performing "knock, knock" jokes. Wish you were there.
PS: WTF is up with cute, preppy guys ruining their manliness with prep-school sweaters tied loosely around their shoulders? I must have missed that fashion memo because I'm still in the school that believes that look is (and never was) in style. I've seen this look around, and I don't mean to pick on this random guy (nice ass, btw), but I am perplexed!
Thursday, June 17, 2010
NXNE: Day 1
NXNE Day 1
So it being a Wednesday, I decided to take it easy, store up some energy for the coming days (well, the NXNE schedule helped – there really wasn't much going on last night). After taking a while to figure out how the NXNE website schedule worked, I saw some promising acts playing at the CN Tower. Unfortunately, as I learned when I went to the Royal Hyatt to pick up my wristband, that was an invite-only show. I'm not sure why it was featured on the festival schedule with no explanation if it wasn't really open to the public. Strike one, NXNE.
Plan B was to stick close to home and hit up The Mod Club, which was featuring only three bands for 102.1 The Edge's opening showcase. For a weak lineup on a Wednesday night, the attendance was accordingly low. That's one of the sad things about big festivals like this one. Bands can come from halfway around the world to play to an almost empty house. On the off chance that they'll play before or after a more heavily anticipated act, chances are they'll probably be forgotten once the shuffle and bustle of the festival has beaten the sensibility out of every gung-ho concert goers brains. Out of this show, however, only one of the bands wasn't from Toronto, so the other two will have many more opportunities to pull some emotion out of a typically stoic Toronto crowd.
Opening act Ko was one of those lucky Torontonians, although, if you read his bio on the NXNE website, he's been all around the US and Canada, smoking pot and living alternately on the streets and in various rehab facilities. His story lends him some street cred, and he certainly had the largest group of fans last night. It may have been the glamorous 'life on the streets with drugs' biography, or the gruff natural charm he exuded as he strode across the stage, but those who were there to see him were very glad to do so. They jumped and screamed and many of them filmed the whole thing (for future YouTube posts, no doubt). The music was hip-hop, somewhat reminiscent of Matisyahu (although I guess not the reggae part?). The show was surprisingly rock-like, with a guitarist, bassist, and drummer all backing Ko's acoustic guitar and samples. The drummer would play over a sampled beat, which made the whole thing very beat heavy, but the focus was pretty clearly on Ko's lyrics. The last song of the night, “Capable,” had some line about everybody getting high (always a crowd pleaser, just ask Bob Dylan) and one brave soul actually did light up, only to be promptly chastened by a security guard (really, with a crowd of about 30 people, how did you not think you would be noticed?).
Band #2, The Blue Van, was from Copenhagen, Denmark. As the Edge MC noted, these guys know how to party. From the very first song it was clear that these four guys were going to “give it” the whole performance. The bassist in particular went to great lengths to get the skeptical Ko crowd into hand clap mode by grinding his bass, jumping onto unstable-looking amps, and routinely yelling “Woooo!” in a manner usually reserved for 2 a.m. drunk girls hanging out at the Entertainment District. It sort of worked (we are nothing if not polite to foreign visitors). I think the crowd was gradually won over by The Blue Van's relentless garage rock. I liked the extended instrumental solos in particular because they sort-of veered from formula. With a band like this (who cite The Raconteuers and JET as contemporaries) it's hard for them to set themselves apart from every other band out there that sounds exactly the same (of which there are many), so it's good to have something besides excellent rock chops to stand out. The use of an organ on some songs gave me a positive prog-rocky vibe that I enjoyed, but unfortunately there didn't seem to be a whole lot of innovation from The Blue Van. With so many groups experimenting with different instruments/sounds while still working within the garage rock milue, the ones that stick within formula seem quaintly outdated.
(As an aside, who the hell chooses the music for in-between sets at The Mod Club? I've never heard so much Shaggy in my life. And a hip-hop cover of “The First Cut is the Deepest” by Cat Stevens [this sounded like a cover of the Sheryl Crow version, which is what makes it bad]? Who the fuck heard that song and said, “Add a beat and some melodramatic, monotone vocals and that shit is golden!” I also heard “Red Red Wine” and “Baby I Love Your Way” play twice before being cut off another goddamned Shaggy tune. Honestly, it's no wonder why The Mod Club isn't a more popular concert venue.)
I'm going to preface my review of the last band of the night, Still Life Still, by admitting that I didn't stay for the whole set. It was late, I've been sick all week, and I'm pretty sure I got the gist of it during the first half hour. Still Life Still is a young Toronto band signed to indie label juggernauts (sounds like and oxymoron, but not these days!) Arts and Crafts. Is it just me, or does Arts and Crafts have a type? They're like the guys that will only date tall, blue-eyed blonds, only make that a medium-height, black-rimmed glasses wearing “amazing girl” with long, artfully wavy brown hair (incidentally, that's kinda what I look like, sans the “Amazing Girl” mystique). In any case, Arts and Crafts seem to only sign bands that sound a lot like the biggest band on their roster (both literally and figuratively), Broken Social Scene. Still Life Still isn't an exception to this rule, unfortunately. Like Young Galaxy before them, they have that muffled big-band sound complete with duelling guitars, synthesizers, and obscured lyrics. This was partly a technical problem, but I couldn't tell what the two lead singers were saying. The songs were pleasantly poppy, and their performance was full of energy (although not as much as The Blue Van on before them – hard to top, really). There was a song called “T-Shirt” that I really enjoyed, and a few others that had great melodic hooks. This seems like the type of band that may require more close (read: with the aid of headphones) listening to get into.
So, overall day 1 was pretty slow. We'll see how days 2 and 3 treat me. I haven't yet decided where I'm going tonight, but I'm sure it'll be full of hits and misses (like most NXNE showcases). Look for my review of tonight's shows tomorrow.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
NXNE and other news
In other news, I've started a podcast with one of my best friends, Zalina Alvi. It's called Love This Movie, Hate This Film and it's hosted over on her site. Ever had a friend who just couldn't see sense when it came to movies? Like, they watch a lot, but they just don't seem to get how one film is good and another is most definitely not? Well, that's Zalina and because we're such good friends we can tear each other a new one without causing any permanent damage (a scrape here, a chunk of missing hair there, nothing a little concealer can't handle). There are two up so far so if you haven't already, you should really check them out.
This summer will be packed with concerts (I've already been to three I haven't had the chance to review here - The Weakerthans, My Brightest Diamond, and The National - but a piece on The National is forthcoming, so stay tuned!). I've got Blitzen Trapper, Arcade Fire, and Dirty Projectors all lined up for later this summer, so hopefully one or all of those will warrant a post. I've also got some non-music themed posts planned - another thing to stay on the edge of your seat for. It'll be a good summer, promise.
